"Rubbery, chalky, like something you find at the bottom of a Halloween bag from three…
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"Rubbery, chalky, like something you find at the bottom of a Halloween bag from three years ago." That's how I describe the licorice in our pantry in this http://Licorice.com ad, right before I figure out my wife swapped it for the cheap stuff. "It tasted bad" is easy to scroll past. A three year old Halloween bag is something you can actually taste. The more specific the comparison, the more people feel it. Pretty fitting the day before Halloween too 🎃 Brands looking for content that averages 2-7x ROAS + 35% thumbstop 👇 📩 joep@internetmoneymedia.com 💼 http://joeparpheniukugc.com/portfolio
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